Thursday, 23 April 2015
"Hi everyone! I just want to set some things straight on here. I am completely and utterly prepared for the consequences and seeing as Brad opened his big mouth first I thought I'd clear up a few things when it comes to the whole "Jake Fired" thing.
Let me start off introducing myself. My name is Mama Kat and my relationship to Jake is that I am the mother to his first son. I was at one point considered Brad's friend but seeing as he blocked me on Facebook (For no other reason than butt-hurtness) I guess we aren't Bros anymore. (Oh yeah, I also stole the girl he "loves".) I am also Rayn's girlfriend and maid of honor. (I was asked to clarify that they aren't engaged. I just will forever be her maid of honor no matter who she marries.)
So to say that I'm a little involved in the situation and a little biased is probably an accurate statement.
But let me reiterate that I have tried to see both sides of the situation and I do have a strong opinion on both.
Brad is correct. He did have feelings for Rayn. From my understanding they were real and deep. But it wasn't reciprocated. That had nothing to do with Jake. It just wasn't mutual and unfortunately that didn't seem to be understood at the time. This I can slightly understand why he was upset.
When Rayn and I started dating I made it clear she had to put a huge foot down and tell Brad so that he understood there was no way in hell that they would be together. She did this and Brad said he was hurt but got over it. The moment she told him Jake was now involved he threw a panty fit that his "brother" found happiness. He fired Jake because he was so butt-hurt and couldn't stand the fact that he REALLY couldn't have Rayn now.
Jake didn't steal anyone. She wasn't interested. Why is that so hard to understand? So no. I don't have any of this "blah blah blame Jake blah blah he stole her blah blah" talk. That is completely irritating.
Thank God they haven't talked. I really don't see the reason Jake should have to talk to a child about grown up issues. Clearly he can't handle them.
I have no comment on Jake's past relationships. The fact it was brought up is completely and utterly uncalled for is so mind blowing that I can't even begin to comprehend why it crossed his mind.
BUT I WILL ADDRESS THE 17 YEAR OLD ISSUE HE STATED. Yeah I know who this was directly addressed towards. She kept hitting on Jake. I saw the messages. Brad even admits to seeing them to. When I confronted him about seeing the messages he immediately became quiet saying Maybe jake intended to be with her. No. He told her to stop messaging him. And then the topic was immediately dropped. I am the youngest person jake has been with since he was 18. And he carded me! He doesn't want to go to jail. He isn't like that.
It's funny that he says he bangs so many woman... hahaha... Jake you're cute. But I know you aren't that trashy. I could easily chop these thoughts and comments he's making to Brad's past issues but that isn't my type of personality. I guess that's the difference between a 21 year old woman and a 33 year old child.
Jake is an amazing actor. Anyone who thinks that he has serious issues is such a fool. Brad if he fooled you then he deserves to be hired back. Quite frankly you're nothing but a foolish child. Even if the truth was he was bonkers how slimy is it to say it out to the whole world? I'm so disappointed in what was said. I don't bring up YOUR issues brad. It wouldn't be right.
I'm a little biased when it comes to people lying about others that I care about. So to say I'm aggressive is true. I don't handle lying well. And the whole statement he made is so "slighted" towards him that it makes me sick. Maybe he should list true facts the way that it happened.
Rayn was interested.
Brad was interested.
Rayn wasn't interested.
Brad still was.
Rayn was interested towards me and Jake.
Brad didn't get it.
Brad finally got it.
Rayn apologized he wasn't the right fit.
Jake got fired.
I am completely and utterly prepared to hear people trash me. And trash the situation. Go ahead. But I have only spoke the truth.
For the record I have been banned from two sites after respectfully answering questions about what happened. Brad has "cleared" things up he's wrote in messages I've gotten. I found this thread from three different people. Brad referenced it. Rayn did. Jake did. Found some on my own.
I am biased. But I hate people being Persuaded without all the facts.
Yes brad has a right to be upset. But he has no rights to lie.
Frankly brad is the one who asked noone to say anything. And jake agreed. Jake hasn't broken his silence."
Apparently the place she posted it on locked the thread.
Wednesday, 15 April 2015
"I was told people were wondering what happened with me and Jake, and I consider myself to be very honest, so here's what happened. For the better part of a year, I had an on again, off again thing going on with a girl named Rayn, who was from Michigan. She had come down to Springfield to visit me, and I had gone to Michigan to visit her. For a while, things were absolutely fantastic, and she ended up moving to Springfield, which is why she started showing up in a few videos. Honestly, things were pretty great. It kinda cooled off a bit, but within the past few months, it seemed like it was getting great again. We were very romantic with eachother, we went out of state, we started brainstorming new projects, and words from her were used like "maybe for once I could settle down" and "we're going to have a great adult date, I'm even going to get my dad to watch my son so we can have amazing alone time."
Then I made the unfortunate mistake of introducing her to Jake. A man who thinks with his dick so much, that's probably what was doing most of the taking in his reviews. He knew the whole story about us, he knew I was planning on asking her to move in with me, he knew every single piece of our history, because I told him about it at the last convention we went to. That was all we talked about on the ride back. But banging about 10 different women, and going after 17 year olds wasn't enough for him, so he moved in like a snake, and made sure that he was always at her place every day, conveniently always needing a ride somewhere, and then borrowing my car to apparently go over there himself. All while telling other people in the group that there was no way I'd fire him because I would lose all of my revenue. (in reality Jake videos only made up 5% of my income). His replacement gets better hits than he does.
This is a guy who stood up with me at my wedding, this is a guy who I considered a brother for well over a decade. This is a dude who I was always there for when he went on a 2 year terror, because a friend started dating his ex several months after the relationship ended. And then he goes and does something worse for literally no reason other than he could. And to his credit, it worked. He's a sociopath and a pathological liar, with a history of anger issues and schizophrenia, so yeah, he can actually be pretty damn charming. I was told about the Rayn and Jake thing by her at a convention when I asked if she wanted to move in with me. She said she couldn't be with me unless she could also be with Jake too, because now she loves us both. So, naturally, I had a bit of a problem with that lol. And the ride home from Indianapolis was very awkward to say the least. Especially when she said "you're being selfish, I want a communal family where I have tons of kids all from different fathers." Suddenly I was questioning my feelings for this girl =)
So, I broke it off, and completely cut ties with Jake. I haven't talked to him since, and I have no plans to talk to him or work with him again. The term "dead to me" may be overused, but it serves a purpose sometimes. Everyone else in the group just ignores him, and I don't hear anything from him, except for the occasional text from Rayn asking how my day is. Honestly, that was a horrible horrible thing to go through, especially when it involves not one, but two people I loved and unfortunately trusted, and had to cut ties with. I'm still dealing with it, and it's been incredibly hard, and I don't wish it on anyone. It's one of those things though that I'm glad it happened at 33 and not 23, because 23 year old Brad would probably still be in a bar and shitfaced. I haven't drank at all since it happened, but I have smoked more cigarettes.
On the plus side, Jake could probably make a living as an author, because his version of it is a fantastic piece of fiction, which he tried spewing out to anyone that would believe him (and no one did, because it's the story of a crazy person). Essentially his version is "whaaat, I didn't know anything." Even if I hadn't told him about me and Rayn, and even if she was downplaying things to him to make him feel better; he still saw us kissing, he saw us holding hands, and he was at a convention where she and I shared the same hotel room and bed together. Moral of the story is, if you love someone dearly, never ever introduce them to Jake Norvell. Or whatever this thing is that used to be Jake Norvell."
Well if you made it through that then you know know that it was all over a girl, one girl in fact, Ryan. I think it goes without saying that Brad really does have trust issues with people, seeing that he keeps losing all of his female partners. Also we still have to hear from Jake about this matter, seeing how all of this information is one sided. And what is up with Ryan and her wanting both of them, that stuff is just whack, I wouldn't touch that with a fifty foot pole.
Also in other news apparently Ryan isn't too happy about Brad's outcomings, mainly because none of them were meant to speak publicly on the matter.
Friday, 10 April 2015
As usual he repeats the information from wikipedia like some robot, it comes off as forced and not natural. And it doesn't help that throughout the entire video he makes shitty joke after shitty joke, it's just as sad as Nostalgia Critic's (Brad even rips off his jokes) review of the movie. But then again, at least he tried to give a fair assessment of the movie instead of trying to rip off mystery science theater and failing. I mean seriously, he makes a joke literally every two seconds without giving the movie or the viewer any breathing time. He bombards the viewer instead of letting them take a breather, it's the most obnoxious and pretentious running commentary ever.
Now let's get to the little criticism of the movie he gave. Brad says the movie is ambitious but never says how, how is anyone meant to take him seriously when he can't even back up his facts. The same goes for all his ramblings in the video, at one point he says the editing is strange because in one scene it shows an airplane even though it's the priest character coming back from Africa. This shows that he didn't even pay any attention to the movie, he is fascinated with the age of Linda Blair and it comes off very creepy and remember he watches porn for a living so he's probably jacking off in some corner of his house like the sad little man he is.
Anyway if you want a real opinion on the movie check out cinemassacre's review of the movie, don't stick with Brad's terrible comedic attempts.
Check out what little comments there are:
|So what, though at least Doug is more intelligent than Bad.|
|Exactly, and go watch his video. It's much better.|
|Wow, a very fair assessment of the movie. Shame Brad can't even try and attempt this.|
Tuesday, 7 April 2015
A jungle movie, these movies are just tedious and Brad's unfunny jokes that fall flat on their face just make it worse. The approach he takes to every single video is so generic, repeating wikipedia information is a sign that he doesn't even give a shit. Heck, he even shows said page in his video. And I don't know why everybody is always singing praises about every video he puts up, do they even have an opinion outside of blindly following a bald man child on the internet. I mean the jokes and humour in this video are shit, reaching levels of those terrible rifftrax commentaries. But what can I do, it seems fanboyism rules the day in the comments section as usual and it's just sad. Anyway, the video's mediocre and don't bother watching it, get an opinion from a professional instead of some wannabe comedian.
Sunday, 5 April 2015
The entire set looks like something from a Nickelodeon parody porno, I mean how little did they actually spend on this? And what makes it even more unwatchable is everyone's acting, it's so bad and it just shows how terrible they actually are. Heck, they even left in Brad flubbing up on of his lines. Though weirdly they used the intro where brad had hair, remember that he's bald now and looks like a cancer patient. Seriously, just look at him.
Now I'll get to the set, the set and backgrounds are reused styrofoam and that's just laughable. Apparently they were using a shotgun mic instead of regular mike, not that any of them are smart enough to notice. With that aside, the jokes are terrible and bizarrely enough there are some terrorism jokes. Because that's what a game show needs, but if you think that's bad the editing is also terrible. It was like some epileptic retard was filming the whole thing, reminds me of another thing TGWTG did. Apparently Brad thought that the shows sign was sent in by a fan, and when he didn't want to tell a joke after each question everyone said that it was because he wasn't funny enough. Ouch, though the truth does hurt.
The biggest crime is not that this was made, but that they took so long to make it and they squandered the money. People should really do something like that.
|Because they had to do something with that Patreon|
|These guys always delete anything they don't like, they just have an overblown ego and god complex.|
|Kinda like a regular Cinema Snob episode then.|
|It would be better if he did shoot himself, it would save me from watching his video's.|
Thursday, 2 April 2015
Just look at how Brad himself put it: "He's not coming back. Deal with it." Check out the image below if you don't believe me.
This leads you to believe that what happened between them must have been serious, even by looking at his Patreon account you'd know that something is up because it was so sudden. This is the only official comment that has been made as Brad has forbid anyone from talking about Jake, both on the site and off. Heck, Brad's even been going full Spoony mode deleting tweets left and right. That and he's been so salty recently, mostly because people have been asking about Jake. They want him back, lot's of people want him back.
I'll list some rumors that people think may have happened to Jake
- He beat up some black kid and is going/went to Jail, there's a media blackout until the trial
- Jake and Brad had a falling out over Ryan's new show, Jake was more involved than Brad and maybe he got Jealous. Or caught them doing the hunka chunka. And apparently she had broken ribs, maybe this is fallout from that event. Also Brad and Ryan are not together anymore, and this puts more fuel to the fire.
- Legal Trouble
- His job is keeping him from doing video's for Brad
- Problems with how the Patreon money should be spent
Brad stated in his Patreon message that he'll be removing Jake from all the current shows and that he'll be edited out of Shot on Shitteo. This is just a low blow, also notice how he only told people on his Patreon account that Jake would be leaving. Shouldn't he have put this on the site, that's a more appropriate place. But I'm guessing Brad wants to keep this under wraps so he can't protect his persona. Also notice how this is the third person with J in their name that Brad has forced from the site, Jerrid, Jillian and now Jake. Man, Brad must have some problems...
|A friend of Jake's apparently said he was fired.|
|Ryan's facebook post. Notice where she said Brad said to say nothing about Jake's circumstance.|