Wednesday, 18 February 2015

Who Reamed Rosie Rabbit?


A porno, you'll probably hear this a lot but this isn't an Italian horror movie. I'm not asking for one every week but at least every fortnight, but as the Cinema Snob said himself "I didn't have enough time and I was being lazy". He could have worked on something else and had a video up a couple of days later, but it seems he's more concerned with views and getting a video out faster than actually keeping his promises.

Now lets get to the actual video, its a borefest and the only entertaining thing about it is the banter in the movie. Its actually funny unlike Brads terrible and childish jokes, maybe if he actually put some effort into it instead of black boxing porn, then maybe people would actually think he's funny. And that's basically the down low of the video, if an unfunny guy on the internet is your thing, then by all means go right ahead. You'll notice his faults soon enough.

Now lets look at some comments from his site and YouTube.

So Brad was in a porno?
Oh, no. It's the Japanese King Arthur!
You would have thought he would have picked up on that.
Oh, come on. That guy was hilarious. "ROOOOOSIE!"





Sunday, 15 February 2015

Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter


You've got to be kidding me, he's reviewing another Jason movie. Wasn't he meant to be spotlighting Italian horror movies? Oh wait, he said in a comment that not every movie would be a Italian movie, just like how last year not every movie would be a "what the fuck Hollywood" movie. Going by his release of those type of video's, then less of half of this years video's will even be Italian horror movies. I guess spotlighting means very little to someone who doesn't even understand the genre.

He says that he doesn't want to put the VHS in so he used a HD Source file for his video, so he basically just admitted to pirating the movie. I'm guessing he couldn't get someone to buy it for him from his Amazon wishlist, the cheap bastard. Even though he does go through the move in the typical TGWTG fashion, he does actually give some credible criticism of the movie. Outside of just repeating what Siskel and Ebert say, though that's not to say that Brad Jones doesn't make a mockery of himself.

Dancing like a retard, he probably does this often.

With reoccurring jokes and terrible sketches, this video may be mediocre but at least it isn't bad. Just average, and this shows us that the days of the Cinema Snob are numbered. With a dwindling fan base both on his website and on Blip, Brad Jones has either got to re-invent himself and face the music or continue on his path of ebegging on Patreon.


Check out some of the comments below:

An excuse, basically.

I knew Brad's fanbase was weird, but this just takes the cake.

Okay, I take that back, they've always been weird...and apparently gay.

Defending them as usual, he really does look up to his Sempai, doesn't he.

Friday, 13 February 2015

Suspiria

I don't even know what to say anymore, I mean he literally does the same thing every video. For some reason he spouts stats about magazines and channels ranking the movie very highly. Whatever, he's probably trying to make himself sound smart even though reading from IMDB and Wikipedia makes you a dumbass. Mainly because it show's how bad at your job you are, some cinema snob he is. At one point int the video he pokes fun at himself because he didn't give any criticism saying that he made snarky comments and talked all the way through it. That's just sad, Bruce Campbell My Name is Bruce levels of sadness. And for some inane reason he keeps making references to Tequila and Bonetti just because Jake made a bet with him, his inverse character. Like anyone actually gives a shit about that.

Even though he goes throughout the video TGWTG style he didn't say anything bad about movie because he really likes it. Some critic he is, it's probably because he thinks the movie is being artsy and that prevents him from giving an actual opinion on something. Even when a movie does have faults, but then again when has Brad Jones ever shown an ounce on intelligence. What a poser...





Saturday, 7 February 2015

Hell of the Living Dead

Finally a video that is somewhat enjoyable since he put effort into it, unlike the last travesty of a video. He does a good job of making a good video with some nice jokes but misses out on actually giving any criticism to the movie, he basically goes through it TGWTG style and even completely misses some points the movie brings up. He even makes some mistakes when talking about some scenes in the movie, showing that he didn't even pay attention. I'll list them below:

  • He states that they get on a boat and somehow end up at the Hope Center, even though they special forces unit were going there in the first place.
  • He says at the end of the movie that the zombies or rather the virus spreads to the United States, even though the scene is meant to represent the virus spreading outside Papua New Guinea. He probably thought it was America because there's white people,  moron it could even have been Australia or a tourist resort.


Putting his idiocy aside, it seems the Cinema Snob is more concerned with making bad jokes and sketches rather than actually trying to create an enjoyable and educational review. That's if you could even call his video's reviews, even though they offer very little criticism outside of repeating what's on Wikipedia. That's the Cinema Snob for you, someone who is more concerned with keeping the norm rather than trying to reinvent himself and become something noteworthy.

Comments:

Annoying, a faggot, and don't forget moron now.
That's probably how he went bald, you know since he does live with other guys.
Not only is he incompetent, but he's also bad in the editing room.