Sunday, 25 January 2015

Cruisin' 57


Well it seems right after doing an Italian movie, he went and did a gay porno. Because that's what he meant when he said he would be doing Italian movies this year, or is he gonna switch to something porn related every other week to push his LGBT agenda. It's either that or he just loves to watch dudes plough do each other, because he's gay now, or rather has been for some time. Weirdo...


Anyway let's get onto the video, he basically goes through the entire thing making shitty jokes while showing black boxed clips of dude on dude action, if you can even call it that. If you want to see that, go right on ahead and watch the video, if not just stay away. I really want to know his reasoning behind making a video on these "films" because he sure as hell isn't casually interested on what the other side does, pun intended. Though he 's probably using it to push that whole "bros" thing that he's doing. Because he thinks he's making fun of all the college meat heads out there, even though he's only showing the world how much of a dick he is.


Let's look at some of the comments:

Probably because they plough each other, faggots.
This was probably written by brad himself knowing how he hates Christianity.
This is his response to someone complaining, regardless it's still mean spirited. 
Oh, you sick fuck. That just goes to show you what kind of fan base the cinema snob has.

Wednesday, 21 January 2015

Zombie

You know, I was actually kinda excited to see that he was gonna review some Italian movies. But it seems he doesn't know shit about Italian movies, never mind zombie Italian movies outside of what he reads on Wikipedia. He does the usual TGWTG routine and it's really unimpressive, he's just basically saying what information he found from a Google search rather than use his actual intelligent, of which he is probably lacking.

Oh, that's just disgusting.
He does two stupid things throughout the video such as throwing up brown crap from his mouth and blood splattering on his face when someone get's shot, riveting. This elements of the video are just painful to watch as they aren't funny at all, just stupid and disgusting. Because when I want to see a "review" or rather Brad's funny half hour, I want to watch a boring video. He also does that thing where he tugs at his collar or twitches his face to show that it's unnerving to him, can't he see that this is what makes a shitty video, but I'm sure when he's in the writing process it's comedic gold to him, moron.

And get a load of this, he can't even spell Gremlin right. All in all, what makes this video bad in Brad Jones own inability to actually give a well thought out opinion on a movie. Shit's and giggles are his way of life, with bad jokes I may add, and it seems thinking isn't his strong suit. He didn't even attempt to comment on the art direction, music, or cinematography. The finer points of this movie, easily one of  Lucio Fulci's best.

I thought  his reviews on Italian zombie movies would actually be good, I was wrong. He proablly isn't even experienced in this genre because he even called the Lucio Fulci's "The Beyond" a zombie movie, has he even seen the movie. It's a horror movie you moron, if you actually watched the movie you'd have know that. Anyway let's look at some comments:


Great, so he accepts charity now.
I'd love to see his do this movie, but I know he'll mess it up.
He stopped being a character ages ago, it's just a front so he can defend himself from criticism. That's like saying Linkara is a character and when he makes mistakes it's the characters fault and not his.

Saturday, 3 January 2015

The Cinema Snob 2014 - Year in Review


Well 2014 has come and gone, and what has the Cinema Snob brought us this year? More of the same, that's about it, it seems that Brad Jones has become complacent with the mediocre video's and overall quality of his content. He has kept up with his usual weekly release's but has made no attempt to improve on his format, it's this mundane format that is killing internet "critics" and it seems Brad Jones will just be a footnote in the annuals of time. And this matter is even worse considering that he doesn't care what direction he "tries" to take his show in, from "what the fuck Hollywood" to uninspired video reviews. It seems that the Cinema Snob has become complacent with his current trend, and just like the rest of TGWTG it seems that his show is slowly going down the drain with the recent Patreon and DVD events. E-begging has reached a new low, and no matter how low it drops it seems that Brad Jones himself with go with it.