Tuesday, 30 December 2014

DVD-R Hell: "Christmas Comes to Pac-Land"


Now isn't this just what you want to watch on Christmas Eve, while some of you sad fucks might have actually watched this video during that time. Some of you should stop checking up on sites you visit and just enjoy the holidays, or whatever misogyny your probably up to. We all know the Cinema Snobs fans are predominately bald middle aged men or man children who don't have lives. I mean seriously who the hell watches online video's during Christmas eve or day, unless you've got nothing to do or you have a hard on for Brad. Most people fall into the latter category. Anyway onto the video, or what little I can say about it.

For the first couple of minutes he just spouts all the information from it's Wikipedia page, then he proceeds to pull the asshole out of drugs jokes throughout the entire things. He does it so much that it's just painful to hear, and he doesn't shut up at all, it's just him running his mouth in the entire video as if people are jacking off to every words he says. But who cares anyway, he's just a moron with a receding hairline and a shit eating grin that would give Spoony One a run for his money. He ends the video by saying merry Christmas as if we should be grateful, fuck this shit. Put out an actual video that requires effort for once you lazy bum.

Oh, for fucks sake, get a life!
Stop being retarded, do you even know what an anime is? And it's pronounced on-a-mei, say it right or you'll upset Jillian.

Friday, 26 December 2014

Snob Riffs! "A Visit to Santa"

Another one of these, he must keep doing these because he believes that he'll one day be as unfunny as Mystery Science Theater 3000, oh wait he is. He makes a lot of shitty jokes, from Jimmy Savile pedophilia jokes to dick jokes, a lot of dick jokes. What were you expecting actual effort? No, all you get here is bad improv from the guy who watches porn for a living. And the comments are even more sad than the actual video, just look at everyone role playing in the comments, it's pathetic really...

Now that's just sad, but we all know it's Snob and his multiple personalities.

Tuesday, 23 December 2014

Team Snob Is Now on Patreon!


Well I knew he would do it sooner or later as he probably noticed how everybody else but him were jumping on the bandwagon earning thousands of dollars plus what ad revenue they get. Must be nice being a free loader while good honest people have to actually work for a living, what's wrong Brad is flipping burger's too taxing for you? I'm pretty sure if you looked up the word faggot and Jew you would find a picture of Brad Jones.

Creating a Patreon in the month of December is kinda odd, mainly because recently they were selling that stupid oil painting and it's Christmas time, did Brad think that people will donate more since it's the holidays? But we all really know he's just using this money to help pay for his living expenses, as of 23/12/2014 he is getting 2000 dollars which is Linkara levels. Maybe that's why he was circle jerking in the comments section, also notice how Brad said that most of the money will go towards the other members of Team Snob even though he's probably just paying for their cinema tickets and pocketing the rest for himself. But anyway, what do you, the avid readers think he's using the money for? Probably a fleshlight if you ask me, after all Jillian did leave him...oops.

Let's see what colorful comments were posted:

That's probably the real reason he needs the money.

I see the fanboys are active as usual.
Yes, Brad is equal to George Lucas, except George Lucas isn't a pedophile.
The donations are used to feed his fat face, what do you think he uses it for?
Right from the mouth of Team Snob themselves.

Sunday, 21 December 2014

The Top 10 Cinema Snob Moments of 2014

Brad, noticing his receding hairline
The bald bastard does it again, no, not Lex Luther but Brad Jones. This video is terrible and it's for one reason outside of the stupid choices, it's because it's a god damn clip show. It's like watching a terrible Star Gate episode, or a Star Trek episode for that matter. He should have just put the list in the video description to save us from actually watching this crap, I mean seriously this video only serves to showcase all the shit he thinks that made the show what it is even though it's the complete opposite. Though he did say he'll do Italian horror films next year but that's next year, he should have done a variety this year instead of doing what's popular. He's gone so far from his roots and I guess the receding hairline shows this, anyway let's see what stupid comments we can find.

It better be!

Probably because it's not the first time for Brad...

If you find that guy funny then you've got no sense of humor.

Sunday, 14 December 2014

Silent Night, Deadly Night 4: Initiation

Well this was another review that I kinda liked, mainly because it's a 90's movie and it's got Clint Howard, he's played lot's of roles over the years and he was in the Fist of the North Star live action. With that out of the way, let's talk about Brad's video on this movie. First of all he just does the usual TGWTG and he didn't even attempt to talk about the movie's production of anything, because we don't want to learn anything about this movie, we're just here for shit's and giggles. Even though event's happen in the movie he doesn't even attempt to explain what's happening, you'll learn more from the Wikipedia page than this video. Even though the movie clearly has a theme going on, he doesn't seem willing to talk about it because he's lazy.

Whatever, like Brad even know's what he's doing with the site anymore, and fat grandma wasn't funny to begin with, it's just and excuse for Linkara to dress in drag when he isn't getting screwed in the ass by Iron Liz. Also get a load of him trying to sell that oil painting on Ebay, good luck on finding a buyer you broke sack of shit. We all know he just plagiarized the movies IMDB reviews section anyway, as usual.


Comments:

I think we know what Brad's fetish is.
No...no you wouldn't.
Linkara "Lurker" as usual checking up on his butt buddies sites.
He's always awful, he also dresses in a power rangers outfit and is a furry, Brad probably is too.


Saturday, 6 December 2014

Foreskin Gump


Ah, he's been teasing this one for a long time, 2 years ago in 2012 he teased it to be precise. When are we gonna get the identical, two years from now. Though he jokes that he forgot about it, that's probably the real reason. He just talks his way through the movie making jokes and they are funny, props to the Michelle Rodriguez and resident evil reference. Seems that he put effort into this review and it payed off, hopefully he'll do the same for his next review.

Verdict: Good

Comments:

Exactly, do more of that guys work, Bevis and Butthead anyone?
One comment of worth, uhm...okay.

Monday, 1 December 2014

Midnight Screenings: "Penguins of Madagascar" and "Horrible Bosses 2"


Penguins of Madagascar


It's two adults who went to see a children's movie, for 25 minute's two grown men talk about a children's movie. There is either something wrong with these people both mentally and physically because there's got to be something wrong with you if you went to see this movie consensually as an adult. There acting like two paedophiles, going to see a children's movie in the middle of the night and the worst thing about it is that they enjoyed it immensely. Prepare the lube and toilet paper because Brad and a neckbeard and coming to a cinema near you so watch out encase they cry to touch you. I wonder what the people at the cinema thought of this because they must have been shocked at them waltzing into the cinema and wanting to see Penguins of Madagascar, quickly someone call child services.

I'll update the post when I've watched the other video.

Horrible Bosses 2



Man, these guys are boring to listen to, all they do is talk about the film and that's about it, not even an attempt to lighten up the video. And I can't believe how attentive the both of them are to each other's dialog, it's just weird because Brad gives the neck beard weird looks throughout the video as if he's undressing him with his eyes. All they do is compare it to ruthless people, judge it as it is and stop comparing it, your doing it wrong. And then there talk about the bang where an air attendant asked them do the watch the bang, I'm sure there's a joke there somewhere. He mentions that Jerrid watched it when he "lived above him" which is probably code for ass rape. And then they really run the next joke into the ground because there's idiots, keith come or whatever and something about walking dead. What a bunch of idiots.