Sunday, 29 December 2013

The Top 10 Cinema Snob Moments of 2013

Well I disagree with most of the moments in his top ten as they weren't funny and were from bad reviews, they were also mostly recent dating back months which raises alarms. Even the gay porn movie he reviewed was in there and im still disgusted that he reviewed that movie, fucking gay faggot. Brads number one was I spit on your grave and god was that awful, I still get Nam flashbacks about that review.

This video itself is ok and was watchable unlike a ton of his reviews this year, he never included me the cheap bastard in his top ten moments....... or Chris Conley but he would never do that or even create a top ten worst moments because he can't admit when he is wrong or his faults. I was glad to see Tampon Tango in the list as that's my favourite review of this year...... and not the junk has had on his list.

Video Link
http://thecinemasnob.com/2013/12/27/the-top-10-cinema-snob-moments-of-2013.aspx

In other News
Angry Joe being a dick on YouTube to his fans, what an ass. The Mexican jumping bean should learn some manners and put out real video game reviews from now on.

Sunday, 22 December 2013

Silent Night, Deadly Night

So this is our Christmas review from the Cinema Snob, well it wasn't horrible but it was certainly below average. He didn't even wish us merry Christmas, how dare he. I'm gonna have trouble sleeping tonight, anyhow to the review. The bits with asshole hack Linkara are kinda pointless and unfunny, hurry up and
review the rest of S.C.I. Spy and Marville already ass wipe. In the video they try to act like granny Linkara is telling the gay faggot a story about how the cinema snob reviewed Silent Night, Deadly Night, brad turns into a Photoshop filter and when it fades to the video he says why was my skin a different color and a bunch of stupid other shit. That happens a few times in the video and it's stupid not funny, can't brad put out a hilarious video for once.

Brad references Chucky, Halloween, An American Werewolf in London, Friday the 13th in the first ten minutes, he also talks about slasher movies and says "but it was ok when Halloween did it" again not talking about the movie he is reviewing but taking a jab at one he doesn't like. He always does this and it serves no other purpose than to let the viewer know he hates those movies. Oh yea I have to mention this because im getting pissed off at brad, he hates on Christianity again...... seeing a pattern anyone. He always does it whenever he can and he should stop, try picking on another religion and see what happens. He also does a stupid recurring joke in this review when he makes a joke he already has made before in the review of the sequel to this movie an alarm goes off. He does that from time to time and it isn't funny.
Jerrid also makes an appearance and gets shot by brad just like last time, funny I guess..... we at least he shot one of the two repeat sex offenders in brads area. Brad sadly makes a bunch of nun jokes and say's this should have been called Silent Night Rapey Night...... get it because someone gets raped yes hilarious. Overall this video is below average, there wasn't really any funny jokes he made but seeing the clips of the movie was entertaining but that certainly does count as it's not his footage.

Video Link
http://thecinemasnob.com/2013/12/19/silent-night-deadly-night.aspx

In other news
Brad with live nude geeks, aww you sick fuck.
Spoony's and Brad's sex tape, I don't think anyone of us want to picture either of them thrusting....... makes my skin crawl.

Saturday, 14 December 2013

Russian The Hobbit

Oh fuck you brad, stop reviewing movies related to ones that are out in threatres just to rack in views. It's honestly pathetic that you do this to get views which shows how desperate you are, he also mentions it which shows again that he only wants the green. He uses the review like always to attack films (Including this one) and directors that he doesn't like which is the opposite to what he is meant to be doing, he is meant to talk about the said film and review it. Not just summarize the plot while making jokes along the way and referencing stuff you hate just to let the viewer know that you hate them..... but wait I thought this was a "character" and not yourself brad.
I did laugh when brad said "is Gandalf going to fuck them" but huh I thought when someone makes that face it means they want to eat someone and no I won't let that go. He only said that in the my baby is black video because he probably thought that people would say he's racist for mentioning a black guy made a rape face because you know stereotypes. That stupid puppet from last time appears in the video so what is this a regular "character" on the "show" now too brad..... ugh go call yourself Craig. Overall this "review" is not bad but certainly below average, he probably looked at those funny subtitled videos of  the Russian Hobbit and copied them except they weren't that funny overall and the YouTube ones are far superior so if your looking for someone to make fun of it then go watch those.

Video Link
http://thecinemasnob.com/2013/12/11/russian-the-hobbit.aspx

In other news
This was interesting to see and did I laugh, a guy called brad a fat fuck in his floor years and a few guys jumped him and started attacking him for his comment. Read it to find out the rest.

Friday, 6 December 2013

Let My Puppets Come

Man did this review suck, not to say that there weren't funny bit but they were in the video footage and not brads jokes so that doesn't count. This video was weird and not the usual weird but puppet porn weird, yes that exists and I didn't want to know that. There are some sick people in this world, what will brad review next tentacle rape hentai porn...... no I don't think I should be giving him ideas. Since brad is reviewing a movie with puppets in it he gets out his own and it's not funny at all, he only uses it to attack other films and directors he doesn't like as usual. He also took a job at people in the comments section as we all know TGWTG's doesn't like criticism and must stamp it out like an Orwellian regime.
Brad attacks Terrence Malick using the puppet saying that his movies are just pretentious bulllshit, I don't understand why he has it out for him. What just because brad didn't like Tree of Life, a ton of others did and it wasn't acclaimed for nothing so get your head out of your ass. I hope this doesn't mean that you don't like any of his movies because the Thin Red Line is a masterpiece and I would lose any respect I have for you if you don't like it. The stupid puppet brad uses isn't funny at all and brad talks to it saying "how big is your dick" as if he needs to dick size to show how manly he is and how big he penis is, like that's what counts in life. I really hate people who do that, it's just really pathetic.
Overall this review was bad, the only bit I laughed at was the part where the puppet says come and get it. Now that was hilarious but the same can't be said for the rest of the video, brad mentions that he did jerk off a few times during the film and dude did we not want to know that or that you can't legally review dog fucker. He makes that jokes when a dog puppet has sex with a woman puppet the sick fuck, why would someone want to watch that. Degradation of society anyone.

Video Link
http://thecinemasnob.com/2013/12/03/let-my-puppets-come.aspx


In other news
Brad deleted Chris Conley's comments when he tried to tell brad that it wasn't him who sent him the death threats but brad didn't care and posted this.

The Random Button: "Chup Chup Ke"
Brad mentioned in this that he shares revenue of this video with his friends, I always wondered if he did that so im guessing that in the videos his friends appear they get a slice of the cash.
Brad really believe that Chris Conley sent him those death threats and is going to stop him from posting, oh no not a fake threat from the internet. Brad must have took that to heart as if someone would actually come to his house and hurt him or his friends, anyhow Chris was only commenting to share his opinion and wasn't doing any harm so brad shouldn't have said that or remove his posts.