Saturday, 24 August 2013

Friday the 13th

Why did he review this, sigh. Remember when he reviewed The Texas Chainsaw Massacre back in January early this year, that's the same problem with this video also. You can't make fun of movies which are actually good and it really shows in this video, I didn't laugh once and yet people still don't say this in the comments section. Im not just doing this for no reason because it actually isn't funny and that's the truth, plain fact. Maybe there are those out there who forced themselves to like it because we all know if you dislike a video you are labelled a troll even though your only giving your opinion. Look at the approach he takes, Friday the 13th was a big hit back in the day and he knows it so he just say's perhaps you've heard of it.
"Just a little slasher film from 1980, perhaps you've heard of it."
Well duh who hasn't and how dare he review this movie, what's next a review of Citizen Kane. No I've got a better idea, why not review the 3rd Ilsa movie, he already did the first and second so why not or maybe he is saving it. Anyhow to the review, oh ho ho how funny the title card is ho ho not. Only reason why people use title card is because they think it's more "Professional". Everyone is singing in the movie and brad fails to reference the happy campers song from sleepaway camp 2, I mean seriously that was a golden moment to reference a film series that he has reviewed. Im disappointed in him, he also say's that the guy running around like a Native American offensive but at least it was funny unlike this review. He's one to talk about being offensive, points to El Topo Chico.
He makes various references to other stuff and just referencing something on it's own isn't funny, it has to be used as a joke in junction with something else otherwise they just fall flat. He also criticises the movie for ripping off the music from Psycho and now he's just being an ass. He say's that scream is annoying when it's increasing meta, so what brad you don't like scream just because it points out Cliques of slasher movies. Grow up, are you going to hate your own shot on shitteo movie just because it will riff on movies of the same genre. I don't think so, anyhow the review is bad and the jokes are not good. I type this up days after I watch the video from what I remember so I may not mention everything that brad say's in the video.

Video Link
http://thecinemasnob.com/2013/08/20/friday-the-13th.aspx

Other updates on the site
A slew of midnight screenings, does he really have to see every movie out there. Half the time he isn't even in them and it's just his friends, that's not what we even come here for so who's even gonna watch those ones.

GAME BOYS The Animated Series: "Base Wars"This thing........ is the most dry piece of dog shit that can't even make me chuckle, the animation is bad enough making me thing newgrounds is anime equivalent but the jokes are even worse. Just watch it yourself and you'll know what I mean, brad should be ashamed for making this. Worse yet he failed to make the geek reference even though there is a yeti in the video, they wear game T-Shirts just to let you know there gamers and reference games just to let you know...... you guessed it gamers. The good news is that this will be the last one as the rest will be DVD exclusive..... wait isn't that a bad thing. Who the fuck would pay for this crap, drawing something is paint looks better than this shit and that say's something.
Pathetic


Tuesday, 20 August 2013

The Taming of Rebecca

This review was so bad it took me a week to post about it, im not even going to say anything it's that bad. Just watch the video yourself and you'll understand why, the only thing I will say is that he mentions a smurfs porn but why isn't he reviewing that.
Some sick people in this world

Video Link
http://thecinemasnob.com/2013/08/13/the-taming-of-rebecca.aspx

Brad Tries The State Fair 2013
All there is to see here is four sex offenders who recently escaped from jail chow down on some food, nothing more and nothing less. Like the previous times there is only the guys going and that's pretty lame as the last state fair wasn't good either because of this reason, the first video's they went with all their friends and it looked like they had a good time but not anymore. There is also a midroll ad in this video and that's just a shame, I thought brad always took them away since sometimes blip automatically place them but possibly brad just wants the money. Although this time was at least watchable and was ok overall, they don't try out much food as they are kinda overpriced.
Rape POV




Thursday, 8 August 2013

Dogs

It took him a while to get this video out since he started filming his new movie, he mentioned this in a brad tries video. This video is terrible, you won't be getting any laughs out of this one but as usual everyone in the comments section say's that it was funny even though it clearly isn't. This is probably people not wanting to say anything bad because if you do your just a troll even though you should tell him that it's not funny so he can know this and thus improve.
The main problem with this video is that his jokes are bad and have no punchline, people probably think that just having brad alone and his voice will carry the weight of the video but it can't. He's just some bald toothpick bastard now anyway's, yea I may insult him every now and then but he deserves it. The video is pretty much stale and you'll see why when you watch the video for yourself. He could have inserted the who lets the dogs out song into the video at some point but he didn't even though it would have been funny, come on anyone would have done that but sadly he didn't. He say's watching the movie is like licking your own balls but he didn't make a Scary Movie 2 reference where a guys does just that, you see what im getting at here. Anyway check out the review for yourself if you can even call it that as he mostly summarizes events in it, that's also a problem with internet reviewers.
Yes I did just make that reference

Video Link
http://thecinemasnob.com/2013/08/05/dogs.aspx

The Uncanny Valley: The ReviewersThe reviewers was ok, the best part was rickhead talking about some guy who shows video's of his cat and say's is this what you want internet cat fucking. Yes brad making fun of himself thinking he's Bruce Campbell but that would be giving him too much credit, we already knew brad fucks his cat anyway. He also shows it in his Dog's review so we knew it's true, I guess he takes what he can get since he's not married anymore but hey his cat still has a pussy so the sick fuck gets what he wants. Also brad puts the camera aiming down Sarah the whore's top..... because we all know that's what we all want to see. She's actually a guy with breast implants and a dick, what didn't you know. He also put out a bloopers video thinking he's Irate Gamer, the video was bad as blooper reels are. Linkara also referenced Space Lancer Steve in his Tales to Offend video recently, idiot.

Nostalgia Critic - ParanoiaCheck it out, remember to watch Nostalgia Critic's paranoia review as he tears brad a new one. Doug asks brad can he review it and brad say's go fuck a horse, at the end of the video brad has a horse beside him and tells Doug that he got one that will make his dick feel like carrots.  Ah nasty the sick fuck wants doug to have sex with a horse. Ladies and gentlemen we now have proof that Brad watches horse porn, also remember this tweet a while back so it's more concrete than ever. An insight into the mind of brad jones, America's worst sex offender. Even Ted Bundy would say dude your messed up.
I need an adult