Monday, 25 March 2013

I Spit on Your Grave (Part 2)

How dare Brad start off his video by mocking his fans responses to his first part, he said that he already had this done but I seriously doubt that. He is really an ass and making fun of his fans shows that he is a big dick. He bumps his head on the way down the slide which shows he's a really dump bastard, he does points this out though in the video.
Overall this video was the regular jist so that was good as the first part was spoiled by that horrendous sketch. He makes good jokes and the video was funny, that's good as the previous four reviews were not. Check the video out and I hope you enjoy it as I did, just skip the first part as most of it is part of the sketch.

Video Link 
http://thecinemasnob.com/2013/03/19/i-spit-on-your-grave-part-2.aspx

Other Updates On The Site

Ninja The Mission Force: "Bruce Fights Back from the Grave"
More Ninja the mission force, lame. I mean it's seriously not funny and horrible to watch so I don't blame you if you miss it.

GAME BOYS The Animated Series: "The Game Job"
Dear god that animation is terrible, a shitty flash cartoon based on a shitty movie. Is there anything else I need to say. Most people like this but I don't see why, it's not very funny as it making me think that Adam Sandler is gold.

Friday, 15 March 2013

I Spit on Your Grave (Part 1)

Hooray the 200th video, breakout the crackers and white rice. No seriously this video is terrible, it was the usual until the sketch came up and it was bad, I mean the terribly unfunny bad. It's even worse when in the video Jake walks in and calls brad Craig as in from the cinema snob movie, so he is a character playing a character who is also playing a character?

Even others' had a problem with the sketch, take a look at what this guy said. He makes a lot of sense when it comes to the sketch, it did kill the rest of the review though but I don't agree that this was the funniest review ever.
Nick Michalak wrote:
I guess long form meta jokes really aren't much my thing. The entire sketch did nothing for me. Might as well have dropped an 80's Dan episode in the middle of the review for as much as it disrupted the flow of the video. Also, it puts a sour taste to me that now it's always going to be in the back of my mind that it's not just Brad portraying the Snob, but Brad portraying Craig portraying the Snob. It's a little too much junk piled onto a simple premise.
I haven't said anything until now, but the Cinema Snob Movie really didn't do much for me outside of Noah and Orlando. I'm not hating on anything. I'm just saying that the movie and this related sketch didn't work for me. Up until Jake barged in, this was one of the FUNNIEST reviews ever! I was laughing every ten seconds. Then, the entire sketch killed it for me, and I couldn't get back into it once the review resumed. It just went on excessively too long, and it didn't entertain me. I loved it when you do a thing like "Guinea Pig" where there's a sketch worked into the context of the review, and they exist simultaneously and work off of one another. This just interrupted the entire momentum the episode had going for it, and went on its own tangent for far too long, in my opinion. I just didn't care for it. It's great that others do, but it just didn't work for me.
Another thing that bothered my was the fact that why can't brad just review the scene and talk about his personal feelings about rape in general, also talking about the scene but no he and to resort to an unfunny sketch and just skipped over the entire rape scene which is over 20 minutes long. The review is also split into two parts and this is mostly worthless as the sketches takes up half the video.

Brad also makes a Nazi joke, come on really another joke against the third Reich  You'd think he was obsessed with Hitler and last orgy of the SS. Jillian say's her bra would sell for $500 on the internet, I doubt a HIV STD flea ridden bra would sell for anything less than a $1 on e-bay and that's being generous. Brad also wears it in the video and what a horrible sight to behold,
Jake is aroused, O Face
Im guessing brad is the wife of the house with jerrid being the husband, I always knew they were a gay couple. Didn't you read those previous blog posts about the REAL reason why he got divorced. Anyhow overall the video was bad due to the sketch but if he kept it like a regular review then it would have been ok or good. We'll have to wait and see the second part if he can redeem himself after this fiasco.

Video Link
http://thecinemasnob.com/2013/03/11/i-spit-on-your-grave-part-1.aspx

Thursday, 7 March 2013

Debbie Does Dallas

Dear god this review sucked, didn't even finish watching it as I stopped half way as that's how bad it was. More or less were watching him watch porn, thanks brad. The jokes aren't funny, the material he has isn't good to work with as it's a porno and it's not like this is E.T. the porno or the super Mario one where you can make jokes.

Just watch the video for yourself and then you'll understand why this review is so bad, he probably reviewed it only because it gave him an excuse to watch more porn and he wonders why he got divorced.

Video Link
http://thecinemasnob.com/2013/03/05/debbie-does-dallas.aspx

Other updates on the site

The Cinema Snob DVD, Coming This Friday!
A DVD seriously and it only contains the public domain stuff he reviewed plus some extras, oh why that's just perfect I mean what else could you wish for. And the artwork for the DVD cover here, really shoddy. I mean it's so bad that it makes the real cinema snob movie poster looks good. Utterly pathetic brad.

Monday, 4 March 2013

Crackerjack

Not much to say on this review, the only reason he chose this movie was that the new die hard movie "A Good Day to Die Hard" was released in cinema. He thought that people would find his video because duh movie he is reviewing is die hard clone which = $$$.

Overall the review was ok but we expect better from him, there is no need to go through the video and pick at parts. The only thing I will say is that he makes an unnecessary Oscar Pistorius joke about shooting through doors, I mean that's just wrong. How would he like it is his wife died, oh wait he doesn't have one because he got divorced. In the movie someone shoots through a door and Brad say's something about Oscar Pistorius shooting through doors, he then say's that he knows it is early for anyone to make a joke but fuck off. So does that make it right for him to make that joke, how about I make a joke about Nanking and then say I know you shouldn't make jokes lie this but who cares.
Shame on you brad, how dare you
Video Link
http://thecinemasnob.com/2013/02/26/crackerjack.aspx