Sunday, 29 December 2013

The Top 10 Cinema Snob Moments of 2013

Well I disagree with most of the moments in his top ten as they weren't funny and were from bad reviews, they were also mostly recent dating back months which raises alarms. Even the gay porn movie he reviewed was in there and im still disgusted that he reviewed that movie, fucking gay faggot. Brads number one was I spit on your grave and god was that awful, I still get Nam flashbacks about that review.

This video itself is ok and was watchable unlike a ton of his reviews this year, he never included me the cheap bastard in his top ten moments....... or Chris Conley but he would never do that or even create a top ten worst moments because he can't admit when he is wrong or his faults. I was glad to see Tampon Tango in the list as that's my favourite review of this year...... and not the junk has had on his list.

Video Link
http://thecinemasnob.com/2013/12/27/the-top-10-cinema-snob-moments-of-2013.aspx

In other News
Angry Joe being a dick on YouTube to his fans, what an ass. The Mexican jumping bean should learn some manners and put out real video game reviews from now on.

Sunday, 22 December 2013

Silent Night, Deadly Night

So this is our Christmas review from the Cinema Snob, well it wasn't horrible but it was certainly below average. He didn't even wish us merry Christmas, how dare he. I'm gonna have trouble sleeping tonight, anyhow to the review. The bits with asshole hack Linkara are kinda pointless and unfunny, hurry up and
review the rest of S.C.I. Spy and Marville already ass wipe. In the video they try to act like granny Linkara is telling the gay faggot a story about how the cinema snob reviewed Silent Night, Deadly Night, brad turns into a Photoshop filter and when it fades to the video he says why was my skin a different color and a bunch of stupid other shit. That happens a few times in the video and it's stupid not funny, can't brad put out a hilarious video for once.

Brad references Chucky, Halloween, An American Werewolf in London, Friday the 13th in the first ten minutes, he also talks about slasher movies and says "but it was ok when Halloween did it" again not talking about the movie he is reviewing but taking a jab at one he doesn't like. He always does this and it serves no other purpose than to let the viewer know he hates those movies. Oh yea I have to mention this because im getting pissed off at brad, he hates on Christianity again...... seeing a pattern anyone. He always does it whenever he can and he should stop, try picking on another religion and see what happens. He also does a stupid recurring joke in this review when he makes a joke he already has made before in the review of the sequel to this movie an alarm goes off. He does that from time to time and it isn't funny.
Jerrid also makes an appearance and gets shot by brad just like last time, funny I guess..... we at least he shot one of the two repeat sex offenders in brads area. Brad sadly makes a bunch of nun jokes and say's this should have been called Silent Night Rapey Night...... get it because someone gets raped yes hilarious. Overall this video is below average, there wasn't really any funny jokes he made but seeing the clips of the movie was entertaining but that certainly does count as it's not his footage.

Video Link
http://thecinemasnob.com/2013/12/19/silent-night-deadly-night.aspx

In other news
Brad with live nude geeks, aww you sick fuck.
Spoony's and Brad's sex tape, I don't think anyone of us want to picture either of them thrusting....... makes my skin crawl.

Saturday, 14 December 2013

Russian The Hobbit

Oh fuck you brad, stop reviewing movies related to ones that are out in threatres just to rack in views. It's honestly pathetic that you do this to get views which shows how desperate you are, he also mentions it which shows again that he only wants the green. He uses the review like always to attack films (Including this one) and directors that he doesn't like which is the opposite to what he is meant to be doing, he is meant to talk about the said film and review it. Not just summarize the plot while making jokes along the way and referencing stuff you hate just to let the viewer know that you hate them..... but wait I thought this was a "character" and not yourself brad.
I did laugh when brad said "is Gandalf going to fuck them" but huh I thought when someone makes that face it means they want to eat someone and no I won't let that go. He only said that in the my baby is black video because he probably thought that people would say he's racist for mentioning a black guy made a rape face because you know stereotypes. That stupid puppet from last time appears in the video so what is this a regular "character" on the "show" now too brad..... ugh go call yourself Craig. Overall this "review" is not bad but certainly below average, he probably looked at those funny subtitled videos of  the Russian Hobbit and copied them except they weren't that funny overall and the YouTube ones are far superior so if your looking for someone to make fun of it then go watch those.

Video Link
http://thecinemasnob.com/2013/12/11/russian-the-hobbit.aspx

In other news
This was interesting to see and did I laugh, a guy called brad a fat fuck in his floor years and a few guys jumped him and started attacking him for his comment. Read it to find out the rest.

Friday, 6 December 2013

Let My Puppets Come

Man did this review suck, not to say that there weren't funny bit but they were in the video footage and not brads jokes so that doesn't count. This video was weird and not the usual weird but puppet porn weird, yes that exists and I didn't want to know that. There are some sick people in this world, what will brad review next tentacle rape hentai porn...... no I don't think I should be giving him ideas. Since brad is reviewing a movie with puppets in it he gets out his own and it's not funny at all, he only uses it to attack other films and directors he doesn't like as usual. He also took a job at people in the comments section as we all know TGWTG's doesn't like criticism and must stamp it out like an Orwellian regime.
Brad attacks Terrence Malick using the puppet saying that his movies are just pretentious bulllshit, I don't understand why he has it out for him. What just because brad didn't like Tree of Life, a ton of others did and it wasn't acclaimed for nothing so get your head out of your ass. I hope this doesn't mean that you don't like any of his movies because the Thin Red Line is a masterpiece and I would lose any respect I have for you if you don't like it. The stupid puppet brad uses isn't funny at all and brad talks to it saying "how big is your dick" as if he needs to dick size to show how manly he is and how big he penis is, like that's what counts in life. I really hate people who do that, it's just really pathetic.
Overall this review was bad, the only bit I laughed at was the part where the puppet says come and get it. Now that was hilarious but the same can't be said for the rest of the video, brad mentions that he did jerk off a few times during the film and dude did we not want to know that or that you can't legally review dog fucker. He makes that jokes when a dog puppet has sex with a woman puppet the sick fuck, why would someone want to watch that. Degradation of society anyone.

Video Link
http://thecinemasnob.com/2013/12/03/let-my-puppets-come.aspx


In other news
Brad deleted Chris Conley's comments when he tried to tell brad that it wasn't him who sent him the death threats but brad didn't care and posted this.

The Random Button: "Chup Chup Ke"
Brad mentioned in this that he shares revenue of this video with his friends, I always wondered if he did that so im guessing that in the videos his friends appear they get a slice of the cash.
Brad really believe that Chris Conley sent him those death threats and is going to stop him from posting, oh no not a fake threat from the internet. Brad must have took that to heart as if someone would actually come to his house and hurt him or his friends, anyhow Chris was only commenting to share his opinion and wasn't doing any harm so brad shouldn't have said that or remove his posts.

Friday, 29 November 2013

Turkish I Spit on Your Grave

For fucks sake, im seriously having my doubts that brad will be funny again. It's just sad at this point, he continues to pump out bad reviews and at this rate he will be in the dumps. Take a good look at his comments on each video, recently they have only been around 30 and that's pretty low. Also typically when the review is bad people tend to not comment because if you can't say anything good then do say anything at all. Anyway time to pick at the review, he stupidly references my baby is black and says "why do people keep wanting to eat each other". I really hate that reference because the face he made was a rape face and not looking like he wants to eat here, see the my baby is black post for more and the image below speaks for itself.
He makes a fail joke saying hey look it's Julian Assange even though it looks nothing like him and it wasn't funny, what no jokes about the current Turkish government. Now that would have been hilarious as when the woman got raped he could have said the real reason why the PKK are fighting in turkey, see commentary on real life events = funny but no Obama Care jokes as that's just wrong and by the way Fox News is Evil...... why because they're Republican that's why. Overall the video is very very dull with no funny jokes and is a terrible review, brad also continuously shows black boxed sex scenes probably trying to appeal to the 12 year old demographics. He then says "what not done jerking off" because he knows what he's doing in his videos...... sick depraved fuck.

Muther fucking Chiang Kai Shek bitches, I'll get on the rest of the year in review sooner or later not that anyone cares.

Update
Brad says in the video that he would have reviewed BC but some guy down the street did it first, I really hate when he does this. He is trying to promote his own "inverse" as you have 3 people living in the same block who look the same. The Cinema Snob or Craig..... ah fuck you, stop doing that. Nobody cares about the the cinema snob movie or TGWTG's shitty story lines, we just want to watch funny videos without any of that baggage so never bring this "craig" up again...... ever. Also 80's Dan and Brad Jones as he likes to think he lives in his own little world like Linkara.

Video Link
http://thecinemasnob.com/2013/11/25/turkish-i-spit-on-your-grave.aspx

DVD-R Hell: "B.C.: The First Thanksgiving"
It was ok, not much to see here.

Snob Riffs! "A Day of Thanksgiving"
He says dick so many times I lost count, repeating it over and over isn't funny brad just repetitive. The video had some funny jokes but was overall boring and it sucked.

Monday, 25 November 2013

The Cinema Snob: A Year in Review

Yes it has been one year since I started the blog all that time ago, has time flown by. I would just like to thank all 43 thousand of you guys who visited this blog and have read through my posts, I know people read them but may not comment to share their own views. For all of you who don't know I don't hate the Cinema Snob, I just have problems with him when his video's aren't entertaining. Im not just hating for no reason as they are actually not funny but sometimes he can be, the main thing is that at least he puts out a video out weekly plus extras which is more than I can say about that other guy.

I do say they are good when they are but that's not the thing with everybody else, everyone in the comments section on his site act like every review is hilarious even when they aren't. Im at least giving you a real opinion while they are fake but fanboys will be fanboys. I may insult brad from time to time but im not serious, I only use it for comedy and as an act. Brad himself knows that and we have talked on YouTube a few times, he also checks the blog every now and then to see what im saying. I have mentioned this before but I just think it's good for you guys to know this info.

Below I will list the Cinema Snob Episodes and I will give them a Good, Bad or Ok rating to sum up my thoughts.

Son of Sleepaway Camp: OK
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: Bad
42nd Street Forever, Volume 1: Bad
Crackerjack: Ok
I Spit on Your Grave (Part 1): Bad
E~3: The Extra Testicle: Good
Water Power: Ok
Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS: Bad
My Baby Is Black!: Bad
Souperman: Good
Ilsa, Harem Keeper of the Oil Sheiks: Bad
Shock! Shock! Shock!: Bad
Robot Jox: Bad
Dogs: Bad
Friday the 13th: Bad
Gayracula: Bad
Basket Case: Bad

So in total we have:
Good: 10
Ok: 7
Bad: 22

You see what I mean, that alone shows how much the quality of Brad's videos have dropped. I really hope he gets better as I do want to laugh at his videos, maybe it's got to do with him pumping one out a week but who knows. He has also his hands full with his new movie and alot more so he probably doesn't have all the time in the world to make sure that his videos are perfect so I understand. I'll fill in more on this article in the coming days, I'll post pics of what I have found out and pics of me and brad talking so you can have evidence that I don't hate him and that he understands that.

Note
I would have posted this yesterday but the Google Blogger wouldn't post it giving me an error every time I tried, that has happened many times before when posting blog posts. Google should really get things in order and fix these problems.

Saturday, 23 November 2013

Basket Case

At this point it's just sad, I never laughed once in this video. I just sat there with an emotionless stare on my face and let off a deep sigh when the video finally ended, also didn't James Rolfe already do this. I don't mean nobody else can't but he did it better and actually talked about the movie using his own opinion and not a character. The female in the movie makes an odd noise, brad then sticks his dirty feet at the screen and say's "that's what noise she makes when you nibble her toes" (Not Funny) and god did I not want to see his feet. What has it been years, you'd think he wants Quentin Tarantino to take notice and cast him in one of his movies to show off his feet. How many times do I have to mention Quentin Tarantino and feet, damn that guys weird.
Just look at his face, he's enjoying you look at them Quentin
Cinema snob does reference Freaked one of my favourite movies so I have to give him that, noticed the movie on his wishlist months ago and guessed that he has saw the movie. If you haven't saw the movie then  do so because if you don't I'll force you to watch dude where's my car (A better movie) clockwork orange style. He mentions that half the film crew left in protest when they did the scene where the blobby twin kills the nude woman, he says "why did you leave what kind of film did you think you were making". I tend to disagree as having something like that kill a nude woman is really uncomfortable to film so he should understand why they left. It's not like regular nudity in films as it's totally different. Overall the review is dry and stale, no jokes to laugh at. Anyhow stayed tuned for Cinema Snob a year in review tomorrow.
Cross-eyed Snob, he does look like an idiot in this pic
Video Link

In other news
A guy in the comments section said another slasher review and that he finds them repetitive, he also said that he forgot all the plot and jokes and that he misses the old days of Cinema Snob. I feel your pain brother, these transgressions have gone on long enough. I really want Brad to review more shot on shitteo movies and not well known slasher films.
Brad mentioned in this video about the new site update and that people have been having problems with the current one. The new one looks good rather than the noise filter has has currently for the background, brad also mentions that he plans to do more 80's Dan and the Reviewers but I thought that was only for that stupid event TGWTG's did earlier this year. Well I'll watch that when it's done, it seems that brad has alot on his plate at the moment.

Sunday, 17 November 2013

Don't Go in the Woods...Alone!

One funny joke...... one fucking funny joke. I mean seriously it doesn't get any worse than this, this is one trashy piece of shit review. Brad has many fail attempts at comedy and you'll see why when you watch the video for itself. He makes a stupid reference to the Walking dead about take off that hat and if you watch the walking dead like me you'll understand it, it's like he saw what's trending on the internet and was like oh yea take off the hat gotta add that joke in. It's not even funny just sad, does he even watch the walking dead because he took off the hat a while ago so that jokes pretty old. Brad shows a random clip of childrens programming and yea I don't have a clue what it is but then again it still wasn't funny just a stupid reference, you have to use a reference in a joke dumb ass and not just show clip. He references the geek for some reason just if you wanted to know in this review, brad could have referenced Troll 2 in the video but failed to do so as it could have been so easy. Someone gets a spear thrown at them like troll 2 and he could have spliced in clips or at least referenced it and that would have been funny but guess what he didn't. Another fail joke, the villain or whatever shoots real loud in the movie and brad says that the sound editor was so happy he ejaculated. I mean come on that's not even remotely funny, what didn't he just say jerk off or wacked off or he shit himself. Now that would have been funny, it's really sad because there has been only 30 comments last time I checked this video on the site and that's pretty low. This usually happens when the video is bad but people don't want to say that so they don't bother commenting.
Anyhow the one funny joke, a guy in the movie repeats his dialogue and brad says is there any more hidden gems in this movie. Yea I laughed at that because it was funny but that's all, any other part of the review is worthless. It's boring and uninteresting, makes me want to say sorry to Spoony One...... actually it doesn't. That spoontard bastard had it coming, anyhow I enjoyed my badly written blog post...... the END.

Video Link
http://thecinemasnob.com/2013/11/13/dont-go-in-the-woodsalone.aspx

Sunday, 10 November 2013

Pussy Talk 2

Seriously, I mean really....... another one of these movies so I guess it's a thing now. Brad starts off the movies and starts saying  there's a guy who does Reb Brown movies (Guessing Spoony One), there's someone who does this and that and then say's well I guess im the guy who reviews movies about talking vaginas. Brad has done movies like this before and he linked them in the video description, I did watch them fully but as you probably guessed I didn't like the reviews. I don't remember anything past that as I only watched the first 4 minutes of the video because it was so boring, anyway I don't need to say any more because it sucks.

Video Link
http://thecinemasnob.com/2013/11/04/pussy-talk-2.aspx

In other news
Horrible 80's Dan fan art I found on twitter, gives me nightmares just looking at it. I also forgot to mention last time that 80's Dan appeared in the review and why did he do that, well I guess to let you know he's returning.

FX Hell Halloween Special
Yea I know not cinema snob but it's on his site and I did watch it so I'll comment a little on it, Mister X talks about the movie for a bit then shows clips to let you know what he means and does that multiple times throughout the video which is the bulk of things. I don't like his style of reviewing, in the end he calls it a comprehensive look at the movie even though he barley talked about the film. You'll understand what I mean if you watch it.


Saturday, 2 November 2013

Little Red Riding Hood and the Monsters

Lame, why does brad act like has has this "piece of WHAT THE FUCK" segment on his show. He said the same before with Wazzie Woodle Woo and now he's doing it again, anyway this video sucks. He tries to use the video itself as entertainment but even that fails, his jokes are also uninspired and boring.... can't he even be funny anymore. It was also too long rounding up to be 27 minutes which is far too much for me especially when you can't keep people interested in the video but who cares about that as everyone in the comments section eats it up like they are gobbling on the end of brads wart ridden dick.

Brad uses stupid shit like this like hey look at all this silly bat shit crazy stuff so come watch my video, this isn't even shot on shitteo or anything what we want him to do. He says to the skunk peg him...... so what he likes skunk fucking but no dogs fucking, your stupid brad. The village people drink from the water and turn into monkeys but Brad fails to reference Garth Marenghi's Darkplace where people turn into Gorillas in a similar circumstance. The children are getting chased by some guy and brad says im gonna fucking kill you but it would have been funny to have said im gonna fucking rape you but no because brad can't say stuff like that because he's a democrat who can't make proper jokes. Overall this video sucks, it's boring and brad's jokes suck bubbles out of your ass. Well for all the bad things I said there was one joke that I laughed at, he mentions the woman with fear in her eyes in ET keep up the lust and says..... well she could have been fucking this thing.

Video Link
http://thecinemasnob.com/2013/10/31/little-red-riding-hood-and-the-monsters.aspx


DVD-R Hell: "Pagan Invasion: Halloween, Trick or Treat?" (Part 2)
Well this video was bad, snores and stop mentioning Dyanne Thorne...... unless your into granny porn snob. I'll just take that as a yes as before you said you'd fuck Dyanne Thorne even if she was wearing the skin of your grandmother. People in the comments section also mentioned that brad was doing a new 80's Dan episode but due to problems he just did a snob episode instead so expect to see a new 80's Dan episode sooner or later. Brad also mentions that he doesn't provide candy for kids at Halloween and that they egg his house for it, well you deserve it brad and who doesn't give out candy at Halloween you cheap bastard. Brad also showed us a pic of his Halloween party so umm yay.

Monday, 28 October 2013

Halloween

It's nearing Halloween and brad did Halloween for Halloween........ oh oh I see now. Sigh, did he really have to review a well known classic slasher movie. I mean he didn't have to but I guess he wanted more view, sadly though he say's in the video he didn't do it for the views as he if he wanted to he would have done another film I can't remember the name of. Can't be bothered to load up the video and find out what it was, think it had 3D in the title but who knows.

Anyway this review sucks badly, he fails to make jokes even though he is reviewing a classic slasher movie and it's greatness should reflect the review but that's not what we get here. We get a 24 minute flat dull uninteresting video, heck watching the clips of the movie is more entertaining than the video itself as if there's any entertainment value in this review whatsoever. I didn't even laugh once in this review and laughing or being entertained at the movie he reviews doesn't count. He makes shitty references to season of the witch and other sholck I don't care about, hey remember that 80's Dan episode where they review season of the witch...... just wanted to remind you that 80's Dan exists. 
Brad does this stupid dear cinema snob thing again and the stupid cunt can't even spell fantastic right and his defence was blame the guy who wrote it....... well sorry to say brad but it was you who wrote it you stupid fucking retard.
Someone in the comments section said that the dear cinema snob thing is more irritating than it is funny and I agree. He then said that they are self conscious pre-emptive strikes against what a viewer might say against one of these reviews are a bit tired and yes again, back in the I spit on your grave review you might notice that brad did the same there and you know how annoyed I got about that. I just shows that he can't accept criticism and is afraid of it as when someone does he strikes out against them even though they are just giving their opinion. This just shows what he takes his fans for and how big of a dick he is, anyway back to that comment. Brad lashes back and say "they aren't pre-emptive strikes" even though they are, they converse some more and MikeK the guy who commented said that internet reviewers treat everyone who has a negative opinion like they are a bat shit insane weirdo. Brad then took that to heart and lashed back even though he was speaking in general and not directly to brad, in-between all this fanboys stopped jerking off under the covers and attacked him. There is more but the comments shoot down the page so check the rest out if your interested.
In the review he complains about slasher movie cliques such as virgin lead survivors and the like but then pauses for a few seconds and says this movie did it first. Acting like what he thinks a fanboy who would say to defend this movie. What we can take from this is that he is trying to attack the movie by saying slasher movies have all this but it's ok when Halloween does it even though all that stuff is what makes slasher movies...... you know slasher movies and that's how everyone enjoys them so shut up. What does brad expect no cliques, that would be pretty stupid brad and coming from a "expert" on movies of this genre your an idiot to even suggest or think that. Your really stupid brad so stop trying to attack the movie just because you can't like something mainstream, go watch some more Nazi porn and jerk off in a sock...... alone without a wife.


Video Link
http://thecinemasnob.com/2013/10/23/halloween.aspx


DVD-R Hell: "Pagan Invasion: Halloween, Trick or Treat?" (Part 1)
Brad bashing the Church again like usual but God.... yes God appeared to smite him down with the wittiest of replies. Overall this video is ok as it doesn't have much laughs, brad does love to insult Christianity so what's next Scientology...... oh wait. Brad also mentions that he went to a private school in this video, what isn't public school good enough.
Whoever commented this deserves a medal

Nostalgia Critic and The Cinema Snob: "Sharknado"
Technically not a cinema snob episode since it's can't spell his own name Doug Walker but I'll comment on it anyway. This is a bad video as the jokes are dry and flat, you'll get some enjoyment from watching clips from the movie but again that doesn't count as that's not them being funny. Brad appears in the god awful demo real style sketches and it just hurts to watch, get those two demo real ass monkeys out of your videos Doug. They hurt your videos as if watching a grown man screeching isn't bad enough,  Demo Real never really ended as it bleeds onto the Nostalgia Critic because he yes "hired" them....... whatever. Retard mc retard and skinhead Nazi below.

In other News
You may have been noticing that Ninja The Mission Force season 2 episodes have been appearing on the site for some time, this is because nobody bought the "DVD" exclusive season and they want to recoup their budget of a ham sandwich since they got such poor sales or any at all. Who would buy that crap anyway, did you expect people to buy them.
Really, I mean seriously. A fucking T-Shirt of radio pod casts...... need I say more.

Sunday, 13 October 2013

Xtro

A really funny review from the Cinema Snob this time around, he makes tons of references in this video and they are funny. Most notable are the references to Man of Steel, Prometheus and The Thing prequel, I guess he just wanted to let us know again that he doesn't like those movies. I don't get why he doesn't like Prometheus as I thought it was awesome, the only problem I had with the movie was that they changed the design of the Engineers. When the dad and son were playing brad could have added in the "lets go play ball" clip from the Phantom Menace as that would have been funny but we did get a yippee.

Overall the video is great and has mostly no problems, he keeps making references every two seconds which can be annoying but most of them were funny. Personally liked the Shakes the clown, star wars and E.T. Porno references plus alot more. It was really funny when brad imitated British voices and said silly stuff. Brad say's the ending was Xtro cheesy...... get it. He also say's "what the hell is an Xtro anyway" but I know what a Xtro really is...... this guy below.

Also brad mentioned on his twitter that his laptop broke and that he had to get a new one, that really sucks. He then did the review in one day which is something I can't say for this idiot.


Video Link
http://thecinemasnob.com/2013/10/12/xtro.aspx

Tuesday, 8 October 2013

Jack the Ripper Goes West

We got deadwood, simpsons and last orgy of the ss references but also references to his own shitty films. Brad is creeping me out in this review as the child walks in on a dead body and brad says that he should man up and drop his balls, what he meant by that was fuck the dead body. I don't know why he said that was it was very out of place and not funny at all, it's disgusting of him to even say that especially when he wanted the child to do it. There is something serious wrong with brad but he did watch Nekromantik so I guess he'll wack off to anything.
After the faggotness of last week this was better but the video overall is average, there was some funny stuff but not alot. He overused the child's horrible scream too much as it wasn't funny after the second time, over milking jokes isn't funny brad you should know that. Brad says that the guy who deals with dead bodies does it for an erection (Again making a necrophilia joke) but doesn't make a reference to the movie Pathology in which that happens. People fuck dead bodies and that's probably the only reason why people watched it....... why the hell did I watch that movie it sucks so badly. Brad also fails to reference airplane when a man is topless with a child but I guess that one is too easy.
Lol
Video Link
http://thecinemasnob.com/2013/10/04/jack-the-ripper-goes-west.aspx

In other news
Brad appears in a black hole of board games video and a video with Doug Walker..... umm yay.

http://thecinemasnob.com/2013/10/07/black-hole-of-board-games---justin-bieber-always-be-mine.aspx
http://thecinemasnob.com/2013/10/08/adventure-time-vlogs-prisoners-of-love.aspx

Thursday, 26 September 2013

Gayracula

Oh the gay bastard, I knew he was like this all along. See people I have been telling the truth and his true colours have finally shown in this video, the title card is disgusting because they will "service" each other...... because hilarious.
What the hell is wrong with him reviewing this thing of a movie, it's a gay sex porno so he would have had to watch it before editing the video for his review. So what is he gay and enjoys watching gay porn, that would explain alot. It's hard to watch also due to Brad showing gay sex on screen (although black boxed) but it's still disgusting because he only black boxes their junk and not all that other filth gay faggots do. Below is what he doesn't black box and it's all the way through the video which should be a crime, im sorry for putting it there but I had to so you can know. I don't even know if this is legal to show in a video, blip does have rules for gay faggots right or is it only Russia.
Because Cinema Snob
What went through his head while watching this, you know the bible forbids stuff like this for good reason but oh wait the pope said it's ok which contradictes the bible so why was he chosen again. He say's that this wasn't the first gay porn he did and turns around to the moment by moment poster, he is wrong because the actors may be gay or people say but the movie isn't. So brad supports gay rights..... you make me sick. Go hang yourself or let Jerrid bleed your ass you sick fuck, get your own planet to be gay on because this one doesn't want your kind.
Took him nearly two weeks to put out this video since his last but he has been working on his new movie so I can understand why it took this long. Overall the video is stale and not fun to watch so I don't blame you if you skip it, everyone in the comments section just eat it up because your just a troll if you say anything bad.

Video Link
http://thecinemasnob.com/2013/09/24/gayracula.aspx


Grand Theft Auto V Review
Beat angry joe to the punchline.

Also what the hell is this shit.

Sunday, 15 September 2013

Saturday the 14th

A hilarious review, very funny so you should check it out. I will mention a few things about the review though but not much as it's a good one, last few weeks have been very rough as they were not funny and mostly had no laughs. This is the good cinema snob and not the bad one we have seen for the most part of this year, I hope he does more like this. Many funny and hilarious references you will find here, loved the cat in the hat and van helsing references.

There are two things I will poke at, he doesn't mention that the creature from the black lagoon looked like it was going to rape someone which is a shame because brad should have mentioned this. He probably didn't want to mention someone under-age and rape though or mentioning rape would upset his comedic routine. He still should have mentioned it though, he does say he wants your towel but it's not the same thing.
He also doesn't sat that the dad looks like he is trying to child molest his son, just look at this picture and you'll know what I mean.
One last thing to mention is that in the movie two guys are making silly animal noises at each other and then brad proceeds to mimic this expect it's really not funny but just sad. Anyhow that's all I have to say about this review so check it out.

Video Link
http://thecinemasnob.com/2013/09/11/saturday-the-14th.aspx